Truck Douche 

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

Truck Douche by Huevon June 19, 2010

Douche Truck 

n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.

Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!

Douche Truck by Prometheus Jones March 31, 2009

Douche-truck 

Any regular pickup truck with a suspension/body lift that brings it from a suitible ride height, to an over-compensating gargantuan stance. Usually with the lift kits, massive unnecessary mudding tires and bowel shattering exhaust systems follow suit. The people who primarily operate these road dwelling abominations are those with more money than brains, and are primarily on a lower evolutionary intelligence scale then the rest of human kind.

"ohh fawk der bud, just got ma paycheck from the rigs. gon go get one of dem fawkin chevy douche-truck fawk. Jus lift er' up n' giver fawkin buck eh! ohh yawp. fer sher"

Douche-truck by n!kki August 3, 2012

Douche truck 

When you want to call somebody a name and douchebag will not suffice. It's a bigger diss

Kid: Hey i fucked yout mom last night
Other kid: yeah well you prob. got herpes you douche truck

Douche truck by polak117 May 22, 2007

Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”

That guy is driving a douchebag truck.

Douchebag truck by Josiah11699 February 6, 2021

Truckdouche 

A person who drives a mid-size or larger pickup truck for none of its utility purposes. This person is known for having little to no regard for other drivers safety and sanity or the health of the environment in general.

Truckdouches often have confederate flag bumper stickers or mudflaps despite the fact that they may or may not be living in a former confederate state.

Some Truckdouche just caused an eleven car pileup when he spun out because he thought he was invincible on the icy highway.

Truckdouche by B-ARRRRR January 25, 2011