Trollie'd

stealing a hobo,bum or tramp's only possesions, usually after he's asleep or too drunk to fight back.

T: Dude I Just Trollie'd This Bum On 9th Street
P: What You Get?
T: A Sweet Pair Of Wet Boots And A Bottle Of Paint Stripper

by Cliftern October 26, 2009

National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED

Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.

by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021

trollied

To get so drunk that you have to be moved around in a shopping trolley.

Rachelle got so trollied the other night that she woke up in a public bathroom covered in mayo and couldn't remember why.

by MCHEVA January 5, 2008

trollied

Totally wasted/inebriated/intoxicated/blotto...

After that fifth of whistky we were totally fucking trollied!

by Vintage October 2, 2005

trollied

pissed as a fart, mashed, wrecked, tipsy, inebriated, very very drunk

Beating Germany Five:Nil was the excuse Jasper gave for getting so trollied he couldn't remember his name.

by Jasper Mane December 11, 2002

Trollied

To be physically or mentally (or both) impaired due to excessive substance (alcohol or any other drug) intake. Derived from the commonly used British expression "To be off one's trolly."

"I went to the pub last night with the intention of having only one pint, but I ended up getting completely trollied and made a fool of myself."

"Look at that drunken lunatic. He's completely off his trolly....I mean....utterly trollied."

by Finrazael December 11, 2014

super-trollied

The state one reaches when one has consumed an excessive amount of horse tranquiliser and is unable to do anything aside from paddling in circles in an ibiza villa pool. Super-trollied can only occur in an ibiza vila pool. Similar states reached in other locations are termed super-mashed.

"Hmmmph?"
"Phraraaahphhh...Super-trollied!"
"Yeh."

by J.K.RowLEAN December 29, 2011