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when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment
"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

transabled 

Acting physically disabled when in reality you're not handicapped and just stupid
Person 1:"I feel bad for that lady in a wheelchair over there"
Person 2:"Her? She's fine, just transabled. She's probably just mentally handicapped."
transabled by AnAngryMongoose November 18, 2016

Transabled 

When a non-disabled person pretends to be disabled. Reasons why people do this ranges, but the most common one is when you're too lazy to do shit.
"Hello Martha, I cannot come to your house for the project. I'm transabled."
Transabled by myairpods2.0 February 22, 2019

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.
Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.
trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

Trainable 

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.
"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.
Trainable by Joe1015 September 28, 2005