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This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!
by Wooooord Fiend March 27, 2011

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When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.
I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow
by Wooooord Fiend March 11, 2015

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