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tristan doak 

Big nose, small dick, looks like an Iron golem
Dude Tristan Doak was gay
tristan doak by Salidow April 20, 2019

tristan da cunha 

The most remote inhabited island on earth, with a population of about 200. There is literally, and I mean literally, nothing to do there. It is a volcanic island that could literally erupt an any moment and nobody would care.
Guy: hey man have you heard of Tristan da Cunha?
Other guy: What's a "Tristan da Cunha"?
tristan da cunha by SolaniTuberose December 1, 2016

Tristan Dowden 

A person who has never seen the light of day and stays inside all day and smells like feces because they don’t shower.
Hey you look and smell like Tristan Dowden
Tristan Dowden by shartmaster0909 December 8, 2019

National hug a tristan day! 

This is a national day in which you hug everyone named Tristan
Hey I’m going to hug tristan because it is National hug a tristan day!

Tristan Dietz 

He's a really gay piece of shit and nobody loves him.
HEY! Look at that faggot, Tristan Dietz!
Tristan Dietz by bignigga06 March 2, 2020