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1 in 7.5 Trillion. 

The chances of Dream's """"Luck"""" in his Latest Minecraft Speedrum
Guy 1 : Bro you won the Lottery thats like the chances of Dreams Luck

Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.
1 in 7.5 Trillion. by Yoyle December 20, 2020

2.3 trillion dollars 

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

gum-dog trillionaire 

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??

Trillionsome

Sexual intercourse involving one trillion beings. Probably not possible.
dude I just had an epic trillionsome with a lot of girls!!!!!!111!!!
Trillionsome by SomebodyUnoriginal January 30, 2019

1 in 7.5 trillion 

When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats
lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!
1 in 7.5 trillion by obamano April 7, 2022

Six trillion years and overnight story 

A song made by kemu featured in almost every single rhythm game and it is always one of the hardest song if not the hardest song in the game
I died at six trillion years and overnight story in less than 2 seconds
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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