Lottery

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.

Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.

by Matt..... August 23, 2008

Lottery

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

by darthdano February 13, 2009

Lottery

Gives poor people hope.

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.

by Loto32 January 27, 2013

lottery

Millions of stupid people paying into a fund to make one stupid person look smart.

I'm going to play the powerball tonight even though I have a better chance of being hit by lightning twice than of winning this lottery.

by I.P. Freely Again July 25, 2012

The lottery

A short story written by Shirley Jackson. A good but freaky plot. Was made into a very stupid movie

Hey did you read The lottery ?
Yeah, could you believe that girl got stoned.

by whatastory April 02, 2009

lottery

An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.

People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.

by guided fox April 03, 2005

lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.

The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.

by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003