6 definitions by obamano

(n) A terminally online libertarian teenager who thinks DeSantis is Jesus and Trump is Judas.
Person 1: "I think DeSantis is the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Person 2: "you're the epitome of a DeSimp"
by obamano May 25, 2023
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When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats
lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!
by obamano April 7, 2022
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to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
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noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
by obamano April 7, 2022
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yo obama be obama
by obamano January 15, 2022
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