Triangulum

Triangulum is a galaxy which is 2.3 million light years away from us.

Triangulum is a pretty thicc, cool and jacked galaxy. I would love to fuck Triangulum hard in the ass if I was another galaxy.

Triangulum by Triangulum! August 11, 2020

triangular monster 

a name for a lady's private parts

I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular monster!

triangular monster by Eddie rainford June 19, 2006

urine triangulation

the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.

Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.

urine triangulation by scottoff August 20, 2007

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

Triangular square by Jesus is watching you sleep August 4, 2020

triangulating 

Triangulation is a geometric method of locating a point by first determining two angles on a fixed baseline. It is used in times of war to locate hidden radio transmitters, ships on the high seas or aiming an artillery piece.

In business, it is used in a different way—CEOs, for example, triangulate on employees or other sources of information to be sure that they are getting accurate information which is mission critical to any enterprise’s longevity and sustainability. CEOs know that direct reports often tell them what they think the CEO wants to hear instead of the unvarnished truth. That is a reason why many CEOs like to speak directly to customers and suppliers—they disintermediate everyone else.

“Tom Sanders (played by Michael Douglas in the 1994 film, Disclosure) is a manager at tech company, Digicom. He is told by ambitious executive Meredith Johnson (played by Demi Moore) that the drives they are working on are failing at an unacceptable rate due to Tom’s negligence (in software design). Only by triangulating on Meredith (by checking with two independent sources) does Tom discover the truth and save his career—that Meredith had authorized a cheaper solution (they are using a lower level clean room) which is actually causing tiny specs of dirt to foul operation of their new drives.”

triangulating by Prof Bruce February 21, 2010

Triangulism 

Triangulism is the belief that the ultimate omnipotent force is the Triangle. The Triangle consists of three components. Crayon, a physical manifestation of piety. Maths, the logistics in which substantial mathmatical evidence supports the thesis of the Triangles strength. Cool-air, the benevolent forces of forgiveness and comfort.

Triangulism rejects and denounces the notions of Circularism, which proposes the strength of the circle over the Triangle. Triangular scriptures say that the Circle was once a square. But, tired of subversion, the square rounded it's edges and corners and proposed an opposing kingdom to the Triangle.

Mathmatical evidence suggests that the Triangle is the strongest polygon, and no other polygon can exist without two or more triangles. Humans are viewed as Cones, both triangular and circular. Because of this, the Triangle is understanding of human frailties and imperfections and therefore doesn't condemn humanity. However, those who willingly take the side of the circle are condemned to the circular kingdom.

(Tri-ang-gyoo-lisum)

Peace is at hand. Rejoice, for the Triangle hath defeated the circle and it's ally, copper.

See also...
Mextazectaces

Triangulism by Mextazectaces-prophet July 8, 2005

Triangular Tongue Twister 

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.

"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."

Triangular Tongue Twister by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017