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triangulation

The are of non-penatrative sex.
So you didn't have sex with him, but did you partake in triangulation?
by mynameispete January 2, 2007
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triangulation

The unacheivable necessary step to receiving promotion.
We are sorry Dennis there is no promotion for you this year, we expect you to understand as you have no prior triangulation. Now please bend over and continue to do the job of your inept co-worker Jabba.
by Villagewolf March 5, 2008
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triangulation

Triangulation = a 3 or more way format during sex. Many powerful people like to engage in triangulation as a way of having sex - they like to have multiple sex partners participating with him - or her - at the same time. This is often referred to as a 3 way. Ego, status and power are often the reasons for engaging in this kind of sexual activity. The feeling of authority, power & control is paramount.
An older powerful corporate CEO who likes to have sex with much younger women - often engaging in 3 way sex with these young beauties. The aging CEO feels like the king of the hill being able to participate and control these young little chicks while engaging in sex. He is participating in what is better known as a 3 way triangulation.
by WET CARGO BOY April 4, 2006
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triangulation

The unacheivable necessary step to receiving promotion.
We are sorry Dennis there is no promotion for you this year, we expect you to understand as you have no prior triangulation. Now please bend over and continue to do the job of your inept co-worker Jabba.
by Villagewolf July 25, 2008
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Triangulation Tribe

When women you've messed around with while you had a girlfriend find out about each other, compare notes, and become friends.
He used the excuse that it wasn't "technically" cheating because they only went to "third base," but when the girls compared notes, they realized they'd all fallen for his BS and formed a triangulation tribe.
by HealthyMomNextDoor May 23, 2017
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urine triangulation

the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.
Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.
by scottoff August 20, 2007
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Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"
Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.
by Keramac October 8, 2009
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