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transitional sausage 

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.
Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

Transitional Relationship

A affair in which one or both people have recently come out of a painful divorce/long-term relationship; somewhat of a "practice run" for the next serious relationship. More meaningful than a fuck buddy or friend privilege, a T/R is monogamous, and involves close friendship, sexual relations, and often genuine love, but no potential for permanence. Frequently arises between people who were already acquaintances, and is the relationship-equivalent to a halfway house for broken hearts on the mend.
"I think Jeff is absolutely amazing and I would love to go out with him in the future, but I'm still healing from my divorce and this transitional relationship with Dillon is all I can handle right now".

Webster Transitional School 

A school of almost all white kids who do drugs to try to be rebelious even though they are all privleged caucasian assholes
Look at that scrub, he must be from Webster Transitional School

Transitionally Enhanced

You are both a) a student that is in one grade, but chooses to take a class of a different grade, and b) in the enhanced program at your high school.
She is so luck to be Transitionally Enhanced, she has twice as many friends!

Transitional Glasses 

Glasses that change from normal glasses to sunglasses according to the amount of light in their location. Mainly worn by autistic, karate-fighting kids. Often accompanied by a head-strap to keep the glasses on in physical circumstances (eg. karate, bullying episodes, etc). Also worn by douchebags that like to wear sunglasses in the winter.
Person 1: Hey, who's that kid hiding under his coat with the transitional glasses?
Person 2: Oh, that's Davey. Don't bother him or he'll hiss at you.

Transitional Joe 

A boyfriend that comes soon after a big break-up, who is more of a friend than a lover.
Josef was a "transitional joe" for Casey, after she broke up with Steven. It got her mind off of the bad times she was going through, her transition between being taken to being single.
Transitional Joe by Dmitri1988 March 29, 2008