Rieka

A fairy. Specifically, the fire fairy, due to her firey red hair.

Rieka rhymes with Frieka but that's not even funny guys.

Impossible to pronounce on the attendance list. (REE- kuh).
Guy 1: Who's that unimaginably sexy firey red-head in the fairy costume over there?
Guy 2: Oh that's Rieka, the fire fairy.
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Transitional Glasses

Glasses that change from normal glasses to sunglasses according to the amount of light in their location. Mainly worn by autistic, karate-fighting kids. Often accompanied by a head-strap to keep the glasses on in physical circumstances (eg. karate, bullying episodes, etc). Also worn by douchebags that like to wear sunglasses in the winter.
Person 1: Hey, who's that kid hiding under his coat with the transitional glasses?
Person 2: Oh, that's Davey. Don't bother him or he'll hiss at you.
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Wierd

Girl on facebook: OMMMMMMMGGG LAWL GAY YOU'RE SO WIERD
A smarter person: You spelt that wrong.
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Thomas

A guy that is quite good at several specific things, like chemistry, trumpet, soccer, hand-eye coordination. He may just seem like your average, rather good-looking young man, but will surprise you with his hidden abilities to skate extremely fast, solve a rubik's cube, think up extremely rude yet effective insults at an extraordinary pace. Also rather nice and modest, all-around a great guy.
1. Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 1: Oh no, we have no food, fuel, shelter or heat!

Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 2: Don't worry, Thomas will just fashion us an entire new civilization from this ripped pamphlet and a bit of embroidery thread.
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