Trail Dick 

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE

Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”

Trail Dick by LJCEE June 25, 2020

Trail Dick 

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.

T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."

Trail Dick by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017

dick trail 

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.

Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!

dick trail by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009

trail mix dick 

When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)

Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length

trail mix dick by Grizzly_Man January 4, 2016

Dick Trail 

Typically when an individual has sex with his friend's passed hookups in the order they hooked up.

Bro you slept with the last 3 chicks I banged all in the same order. Quit Dick Trailing me.

Dick Trail by Shitdefiner911 May 31, 2017

train dick 

train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis

"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"

train dick by carrie and chels July 1, 2007

Trial Dick 

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

Trial Dick by Jdubllu May 14, 2021