SwimmingOtter's definitions

Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.

T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."

by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017