Traffuckery

Noun

Traffic snarl up usually caused by drivers suspending common sense resulting in road rage, overlapping, chaos and generally poor judgement in execution of road rules.
Most of the time its in rush hour, accidents and a lane is closed or a bad storm.
You literaly have no option but to sit through it as you curse under your breath.

Sorry guys am late! I was caught up in a traffuckery!

Traffuckery by robahrdm November 25, 2021

Words you can keep

taxfuckery

An elite art form perfected by the 45th President that brings tax evasion to new heights.

He is a lifelong master of the rich man’s game, total and complete taxfuckery.

taxfuckery by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2019

Related Words

Traffuckery • Traffucker • traffucked • Tarifuckery • taxfuckery • traffucky • trumfuckery • drug trafficker • people traffickers • word trafficker

traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

trumfuckery

trumfuckery (trumf•uck•er•y)

noun
• trumfuckery: anything of or relating to Donald Trump

example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.

trumfuckery by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017

drug trafficker

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty

El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker

drug trafficker by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016

Traffucked

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

Traffucked by XC Jay April 11, 2008

Traffucked

Stuck in really bad traffic

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."

Traffucked by BombayAddict January 8, 2009

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