Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022

Trafficologist

After being a television meteorologist for 18 years, I needed a new title as I moved into doing traffic reports on the radio. For the few hours I give those reports, I become a trafficologist. The training to be a real, certified trafficologist is grueling, yet thorough. Still working on that American Trafficology Seal of Approval.

"...and eastbound 64 at the high rise bridge is backed way up. It's constipated. I'm trafficologist, Dave."

by Weatherman Dave May 22, 2009

Trifficult

The level of difficulty which is really tricky and most difficult but possible with the right usage of skill.

Jethro: Yeah man that song was easy to play on Guitar Hero.

Randal: Well playing it on a real guitar is Trifficult!

Jethro: It sure is man.

by SelfDefiant September 30, 2009

Traffical

When you are driving and there is a lot of traffic around you, it is very traffical.

"When I was out driving at one a.m. this morning, there was no one else on the road. However, during rush hour it seems everyone is out going somewhere. It sure is traffical this morning.

by daculadawg October 10, 2008

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

trafficulty

anything along a route which causes or has the potential to cause a late arrival.

"I apologize for being late, there was some trafficulty on the Tollway".

by THE Original Termite® October 27, 2012

Trifficult

When something is both Tricky and Difficult

My job is sometimes trifficult.

by Jasemartin May 8, 2020