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Trafficologist 

After being a television meteorologist for 18 years, I needed a new title as I moved into doing traffic reports on the radio. For the few hours I give those reports, I become a trafficologist. The training to be a real, certified trafficologist is grueling, yet thorough. Still working on that American Trafficology Seal of Approval.
"...and eastbound 64 at the high rise bridge is backed way up. It's constipated. I'm trafficologist, Dave."

Trifficult 

The level of difficulty which is really tricky and most difficult but possible with the right usage of skill.
Jethro: Yeah man that song was easy to play on Guitar Hero.

Randal: Well playing it on a real guitar is Trifficult!

Jethro: It sure is man.
Trifficult by SelfDefiant September 30, 2009

Traffical 

When you are driving and there is a lot of traffic around you, it is very traffical.
"When I was out driving at one a.m. this morning, there was no one else on the road. However, during rush hour it seems everyone is out going somewhere. It sure is traffical this morning.
Traffical by daculadawg October 10, 2008

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
going traffical by jeffbo June 23, 2009

trafficulty 

anything along a route which causes or has the potential to cause a late arrival.
"I apologize for being late, there was some trafficulty on the Tollway".

Trifficult 

When something is both Tricky and Difficult
My job is sometimes trifficult.
Trifficult by Jasemartin May 8, 2020