Toway

towards and away. To go towards something and away from it at once.

Toway: to be at a nodel point.

by coraleclipseee July 7, 2007

It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

by guaymas February 14, 2012

Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

No day but today

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".

"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.

by kydie November 28, 2005

heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

Haiji Towa

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.

Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf

by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021

towa bird

An ethereal woman that can brighten anyone’s day effortlessly. The world is a better place with her existence. And everyone wants to be her or be hers, we don’t know maybe both.

Oh to be Towa Bird’s guitar

by Kristelle November 24, 2020