Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

by donwanakno August 15, 2011

Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

Tottenville

The southernmost neighborhood or district of New York City's borough of Staten Island, distinctive for its geographical isolation, low crime rate, and lack of racial and ethnic diversity.

The Conference House, once the site of abortive peace negotiations during the American Revolution, is the principal landmark of Staten Island's Tottenville section.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

Tottenville High School

Located in Hugeunot, Staten Island, New York. One of the only public high schools on the South Shore. It is filled with over 4,000 students - most are fist pumping guidos, guidettes with orange complexion, alternative kids, or stoners. But, believe it or not, it is nationally recognized as a "School of Excellence."

Tottenville High School...where the grades are low, and the kids are high

by RWAC May 16, 2011

Tonton

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

by TTJ G July 24, 2011

tottenville highschool

tottenville high school: located in huguenot even though it’s name is tottenville, so u can already guess how retarded this school is. the rest of staten island thinks the entire school is white, but we actually have future dropouts of all races and ethnicities. when there isn’t hoes infesting the place, u get bet that some disease is. that’s most likely why we needed a whole week of gym dedicated to HIV. i think the only reason all them boys wanna transfer here is cuz not less that two blocks away it is ensured u can receive a blowjob behind dunkin’ donuts from one of us thots. not only is the school infested by HIV and thots, but also white boys who think they’re black. it’s believed that only a total of two white students don’t say the n-word. surely u think it can’t get any worse right? wrong. cuz not only do u barely get service but u can always count on deans to say the infamous “WalK aNd TalK.” legend has it that to this day the ghosts of stressed students cry it out as they walk the lonely halls at night. but, somehow, we are in fact a school of national excellence where teachers are somewhat crackheads themselves.

tottenville highschool? yeah what a piece of shit

by crackheadthot69 May 4, 2019