Totton 

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

Totton by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Mechanic in Totton

Some sweaty-ass mechanic (who doesn't even exist) based in Totton.

He can...

Do petrol to Turbo Diesel conversions (includes bikes and mopeds)

Stage 4 and 5 remaps

Rebuild 1.0 Ford engines that went boom 💥

Do wet belt to chain conversions

4WD and RWD conversions

Electric assist motor retrofits

Custom (one-of-a-kind) fabricated engines, turbos and gearboxes

Turbo retrofits on N/A petrol engines

Guy 1: I just bought an MX5!

Guy 2: Is it a diesel?

Guy 1: *Laughs* No petrol!

Guy 2: I know a mechanic in Totton who can do a diesel conversion if you're interested!

Guy 1: I'll rather kill my self!

Mechanic in Totton by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2026

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011

Torton 

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

Tottenville

The southernmost neighborhood or district of New York City's borough of Staten Island, distinctive for its geographical isolation, low crime rate, and lack of racial and ethnic diversity.

The Conference House, once the site of abortive peace negotiations during the American Revolution, is the principal landmark of Staten Island's Tottenville section.

Tottenville by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

Tottenville High School 

Located in Hugeunot, Staten Island, New York. One of the only public high schools on the South Shore. It is filled with over 4,000 students - most are fist pumping guidos, guidettes with orange complexion, alternative kids, or stoners. But, believe it or not, it is nationally recognized as a "School of Excellence."

Tottenville High School...where the grades are low, and the kids are high

Tottenville High School by RWAC May 16, 2011

Tonton 

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011