Totey McGote

The act of giving a blowjob while standing on your head, while your partner poops on your big toe.

OMG, Stacy just gave Collie a Totey McGote. She must be pretty flexible.

Totey McGote by Dasssss Booooooooot November 29, 2013

totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Totes McGotes 

Totally

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"

Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes mcgotes 

The correct spelling

This is totes mcgotes the best hun-cal froyo I've had in a while

totes mcgotes by gtih October 12, 2010

Totes McGotes 

The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.

Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!

Totes McGotes by Qwyietman February 9, 2019

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)

In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.

totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014