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totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Totes McGotes 

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"
Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'
- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.
Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes mcgotes 

This is totes mcgotes the best hun-cal froyo I've had in a while
totes mcgotes by gtih October 12, 2010

Totes McGotes 

The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.
Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!
Totes McGotes by Qwyietman February 9, 2019

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)
In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.
totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014
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