Totey 

A person without a soul.
They hate the world and all in it. They require help to love.
They eat cacti and do not enjoy walks.
They NEED to be segregated.

She's heartless. She must be a Totey.

Totey by Carli 1254 March 30, 2011

totey 

stinky but highly sexy

"Ecuse me Miss,....I couldn't help but notice yo' feets. Yo sure do got some totey feets."

totey by Ritzle Piliwig September 23, 2003

Totey McGote

The act of giving a blowjob while standing on your head, while your partner poops on your big toe.

OMG, Stacy just gave Collie a Totey McGote. She must be pretty flexible.

Totey McGote by Dasssss Booooooooot November 29, 2013

crotey totey 

Surfer lingo, indicating a state of balance and benevolence in the current state of things. Often spoken regarding the state of waves and weather, but can be used in most scenarios.

"Dude, how's it hanging?"
"Chahaww, man, it's all crotey totey!"

crotey totey by Jiggybiggle January 25, 2019

Wee Totey 

Very small & delicate

Mia is all small, she is "teh wee totey"

Wee Totey by -Haed- October 2, 2007

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Toey 

1. Edgy, nervously irritable, impatient and anxious.

2. Touchy or restive; apprehensive; fractious.

You can be "Toey" for many reasons. One of which maybe horny. Not the other way around.

Origin: 1920–25; orig. in reference to a racehorse; perhaps toe + -y1

You may well "Toey" if your horny, but you can't be horny because you're "Toey".

Toey by Craigoss May 13, 2016