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Totes ma goats 

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.
"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."
Totes ma goats by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

totes ma goates 

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"
Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"
totes ma goates by Discomania June 18, 2011

Totes MaGoats 

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.
Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!
Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009

Totes Magoats 

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats
Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009

Totes magoats 

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.
Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013

Totes MaGoats 

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.
Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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