Tostify

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Did you hear about that streamer Tostify? You act just like him

by elyuila August 23, 2022

tostifry

when someone is electricuted and is turned from white to black nig

'o my god that dude jus got tostifry'

by tosty January 3, 2008

testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011

Toastify

To Toastify (from the Dutch word; Tostificeren)

The act of making something that is not toast into toast by putting it into a toaster. This also counts for something that does not contain ham/cheese.

That's a nice bacon sandwich, let's toastify it!!

I'm feeling fungry, let me toastify my lunch.

by Tos Tie June 13, 2014

testify

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.

Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.

by Carey1234 March 14, 2009

tastify

Main Entry: tas·ti·fy

Pronunciation: \ˈtas-tə-ˌfī\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): tas·ti·fied; tas·ti·fy·ing

intransitive verb

a : to make a statement based on personal knowledge or belief a food being quite tasty: bear witness to a food's tastiness

b : to serve as evidence or proof that a food is indeed tasty

"I can tastify as to the quality of Betty's cake"

by LaTomate February 11, 2010

tortify

1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.

Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.

by epic1L December 7, 2011