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A music subscription for the ratchet Beckys' of the world. Mainly featuring songs that promote twerking and unprotected promiscuous sex.
Amy M ended her subscription to I tunes today and signed up for Thotify.

I made a dope Thotify playlist today.
Thotify by salshasmorefun January 4, 2019
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1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.
Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.
tortify by epic1L December 7, 2011
1) to produce a serrated edge
2) to file or grind to a sharp point
3) to carve or sculpt into the shape of a tooth/teeth
4) to adorn with a tooth/teeth
5) to bare teeth
6) to bear teeth
7) to nip
8) to make powerful; give teeth to
9) to graduate from dental school
10) to add Bluetooth technology
1) Shoot me those pinking shears so I can toothify this fabric.
2) Toothifying your fingernails is a common response to losing your front teeth.
3) Hey Fang Man, are ya gonna toothify that log or just stare at it?
4) Your party hat could use some toothifying to snazz it up.
5) When I took a step toward the dog it toothified, so I backed away.
6) McWillie's Kangaroo Rat is born toothless but begins to toothify at 3 months.
7) If you touch or pick up bugs they might toothify you.
8) Rules tend to be ignored unless they're toothified.
9) She somehow practised dentistry for 20 years but never toothified!
10) The old Scot toothified 'is cochlear and cortical implants so 'e could 'ear 'is dreams.
I need to toolify this idea
toolify by the-vocabulatoriser October 10, 2015
A Thot who you get into a fake relationship with because she likes your spotify playlist
I was talking to this thotify the other day and even though she was pretty thicc a thot's a thot
Thotify by deadzombie08 June 9, 2018
to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.
I never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until Herman Cain offered me that job.

Note: recognition in the English language pending.
tortify by Sylvester Pennoyer December 15, 2011