tortify

1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.

Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.

by epic1L December 7, 2011

tortify

to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.

I never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until Herman Cain offered me that job.

Note: recognition in the English language pending.

by Sylvester Pennoyer December 15, 2011

tootify

intentionally revoving something from its form and shape

tootifying a bird

by emma the dev July 17, 2003

Tostify

mega bottom L

Did you hear about that streamer Tostify? You act just like him

by elyuila August 23, 2022

Torzify

The act of touching someone inappropriately

The girl is torzifyed by that one dude

by Deandrebembry95 December 11, 2025