1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

Related Words

Toshu • Toshua • TO Shuffle • Tosh • Tosh.0 • tosh.o • toshi • tosha • Toshiba • tashu

tochukwu

Tochukwu is a very cool guy. He is very understanding, is very nice to people, loves to make people smile and laugh, and is energetic and is positive about most things.

He is the greatest friend you can ever have no cap. He can be dark at some moments but a great sense of humor. He is a handsome child and attractive. He rarely has crushes but when he does he knows that the person he has crush on is the one that he loves. He is super crazy but is really smart when he puts his mind to things. He is good with making people feel safe around him and to feel good about themselves

Tochukwu is a very good person.

tochukwu by ChickenBodySlaper December 16, 2019

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

tohubohu

pronunced (toe-hoo-BOE-hoo)...totally f**cked up; in a state of chaos; utter confusion

This country is f**ked up, this world is f**ked up, EVERTHING..is in a tohubohu! And that includes me!

tohubohu by talk2me-JCH2 September 8, 2022

toshiin stfu

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toshiin stfu by fuckjannies November 24, 2017

La'Tosha

The most beautiful thing to walk this planet. A girl who is very shy at first but when you get to know her she's very fun to be around and funny but gets annoying sometimes. You can never stay mad at her for long. Also the boys will end up falling for her. And she has a temper but can't stay mad at people for long but don't ever get her mad she gets pissed so don't fuck with her.

La'Tosha is the most beautiful thing to walk this planet and the editors who reject this are mad that I go out with her and they don't!

OMG I love La'Tosha's they're so awesome!

La'Tosha by Mrs_trod07 September 21, 2016

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026