Toscie 

A Toscie is a small creature that's part seal, part polar bear cub, puppy, mouse, wolf, kitten, long-tailed tit and regular bear. It has soft, curly, white fur, a small stature, and a little fluffy croissant tail perfectly laying on its back. The creatures face is characterized by three black dots. Two dots are expressive dark eyes, and one is a small wet nose that experiences smell a hundred times stronger than a hound. The Toscie is a never-active, bossy, high-maintenance creature that requires constant love and affection and regular feeding. Hostile towards heterosexual human males, fast approaching human children between the ages of 2-9, silent cats and barking dogs. Between naps, the Toscie enjoys occasional gift opening and drinking water from a glass. The Toscie is a neat indoor creature and prefers a tidy living area and amenities such as a nest in every room of your home. Communicates yes and no-questions by tilting head, staring intensely, licking its mouth and barking enthusiastically.

"Does Toscie want to be tucked in?"
*Toscie tilts head*

"My Toscie needs another bed for the kitchen."

Toscie by MotherOfToscies October 12, 2021

Tosche Station 

A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.

LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

Tosche Station by Nick Norris August 20, 2006

tossier 

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

tossier by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013

Tosches 

Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections

Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw

Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal

Definition 4: The Man

Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection

The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men

Tosches by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009

tossie 

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

tossie by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them

Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!

Ring Around the Tosies by RaajKyleSean September 7, 2015

Toshie

A beautiful girl with the kindest soul. She's an amazing writer, and you're so lucky to even be graced by her presence. If you have a Toshie, never loose her.

"I love Toshie more than I love myself."

Toshie by Incogyeeto September 24, 2018