tostie

A toasted sandwich with cheese and ham, often eaten at lunch with your fellow scout leaders when the person who had to get the lunch ran out of inspiration.

lazy scout leader: I could'nt find the 'brie', so I got tosties.
Others: Damm you, we've been eating those for the last weeks now!
Vegetarian scout leader: Can I finally have one WITHOUT any ham!?
Derpenstein-Scout leader: I think Tim will be first again!
Others: Shut up! We're In a lunch-crisis here!

by De Rosser February 18, 2014

Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Jam Tottie

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.

Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!

by Wheelz Noel October 25, 2014

tootieboo

tootieboo- (n) refers to any female, referred to in a sexual sense, that is between the age of 18 and 29, is yet to become a mother, and is very attractive. Tootieboo can refer to the sexual organ of such a female as well. Tootieboo tends to be more playful and less intellegent than Coodyboo; however, they are not usually ignorant by any means. Most tootieboo has yet to sow their wild oats and can seem an easier target to land in the sack- even if they possess a boyfriend. They always get your attention.

Cleitus saw a group of tootieboo at the game that literally made his head spin.

Dude, I wish Ashley would give me some of that good tootieboo!

by Yer Pop June 26, 2009

Toetied

In the world of tickle fetishism, the term "toetied" refers to an individual subject to tickle torture, whose feet are usually in stocks and their toes are tied back, as to allow less movement for the person being tickled and more ease for the tickler.

"Man, I just got done with a session with Melissa. Damn, I can't believe how ticklish her sexy feet are. It was even better tickling her feet while toetied. She went crazy!"

by TheFo-RealTicklah August 26, 2013

tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013