Torkish

as in Tork_110, star of webcomic Tales From The Duh (adj) in a state of sexual readiness and excitement; horny, randy.

Though I was feeling Torkish, my wife rebuffed my advances, claiming to have a headache.

by Pharaoh Mobius June 20, 2003

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

Turkish Arm-Wrestle

When you prove your self to be bad ass.

Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle

by GooseDuckMan October 5, 2018

turkishtam

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.

“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”

by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020

turkish circus

Doing the reverse mini-van on ya missus. 5 in the front and then 2 the back. That means a whole massive fist up front and then the peace sign up the dot!!

Mate, I went out to the drive-thru flicks with Shaz last night and gave her a hectic Turkish Circus during John Wick 3 last night!!

by carrask June 5, 2019

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018