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toristeju 

A handsome, generous guy who has a deep, loving & caring heart. He is very intelligent, is down to earth & a good friend & family member to have.
You’re friends with Toristeju? What an awesome guy!
toristeju by SheSaidLookMaNoHands November 23, 2021
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toritseju 

Toritseju originates from the Itsekiris in Delta state, which means 'God's own is tge greatest of all'. Toritseju is not just a name, it is a movement of Queens and Kings, class, elegance, people who bare Toritseju are very Intelligent, they are mostly introverted and are very extroverted around people they love, they're very caring, neat, respectful, they have a great drive to be successful in whatever they do.
'My name is Toritseju'

tristeful 

Usually a desperate male caucasian with a small cock, who proceeds to find the "innocent little fire bush sister" and penetrate her vaginal cavity. after several pumps (1-3) he blows his sticky jizz in a oversized condom.
Chris was being quite tristeful when he boned the middle Sheehan.
tristeful by Karl Winslow September 7, 2003

tristeful 

One who fucks the shit out of ones sister. Sister usually red in the bush and hair. Usually associated with a luv cuz.
Luv cuz fucked the shit out of trisha in her vagina and it was really tristeful.
tristeful by :) July 30, 2003

tristeful 

the act of getting sloppy 35th's from a redhead on any given night of pennsylvania
the luv cuz had to thoroughly wash the crabs out after getting tristeful with the fucked sister
tristeful by Anonymous September 5, 2003

tristeful 

tristeful by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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