An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob'sbig into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.
After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off