An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on oneside, and you question your whole life as a result.
After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."