Definitions by daddycoley

topsy turvy tuesday’s 

A day when people have intercourse while being upside down

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

topsy turvy tuesday’s by daddycoley March 20, 2019

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

peanut butter foreskin by daddycoley March 19, 2019

slinky cock 

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

slinky cock by daddycoley March 19, 2019

the extendo 

when one stretches his cock with this index finger and thumb and pulls the tip up as far as it can stretch without ripping off

“you guys wanna see a magic trick”?
“no gerry we don’t wanna see the extendo again”

the extendo by daddycoley March 19, 2019

freaky kitty 

a type of game that consists of two guys. the game portrays how a cat plays with a ball of yarn. the player who lays on his back is the cat while the other stands directly over his head with his balls out is the ball of yarn the player on the floor has to try to grab the other players balls to win.

let’s play freaky kitty bro

freaky kitty by daddycoley March 19, 2019

The thing 

a term that people who don’t speak english use to describe everything

coley get the thing the thing the thing

The thing by daddycoley March 19, 2019