Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
by shartacus October 07, 2022
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Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 07, 2022
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