Definitions by shartacus

Upside Down Circus Clown 

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

Upside Down Circus Clown by shartacus October 7, 2022

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy 

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy by shartacus October 7, 2022