Topixa

Someone who chews on cock very hard

Devin is such a topixa!

by THE FUCKING UNITED SUPERCLAN January 3, 2019

topiary

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

topical cream

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.

I used topical to treat my jock rash

by Big_T September 30, 2003

Sketch Topia

When your doing something that you dont want other people to know your doing.. something thats sketch

Like selling weed, buying weed, smoking weed!

Search up sketch

(mark) hey come to the park by my house and drop me off a 20 sack.

(josh) uhh can i just meet you at your house?

(mark) why?

(josh) because there's a shit load of people at the park... its sketch topia!

by NASTYBASH August 23, 2011

topicate

to over-talk or contine to talk about the safe topic alot in a small time of space

The news continues to topicate about OJ Simpson and the real killer. I wanted to hear something different this week.

by MIDEVILPRO February 1, 2013

topix wuss

Internet trolls who browse Topix discussion board and use the "Judge It" icons instead of replying to the thread with their actual opinion.

Blogger 1: Hey, did you see that topix wuss who gave everyone a disagree on the Bush topic yesterday but never actually replied to any of the comments directly?

Blogger 2: Yeah. Topix should really get rid of those stupid icons and force people to grow a pair and explain why they disagree or dislike a blogger.

Blogger 1: Yeah, and they should make registration required too, that would stop a lot of this bullshit from happening in the first place!

Blogger 2: No doubt!

by RM in AZ February 20, 2009

topiary

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

by crayfish29 October 22, 2007