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A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.
That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!
topiary by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008
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topical cream 

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.
I used topical to treat my jock rash
topical cream by Big_T September 30, 2003

Sketch Topia 

When your doing something that you dont want other people to know your doing.. something thats sketch

Like selling weed, buying weed, smoking weed!

Search up sketch
(mark) hey come to the park by my house and drop me off a 20 sack.

(josh) uhh can i just meet you at your house?

(mark) why?

(josh) because there's a shit load of people at the park... its sketch topia!
Sketch Topia by NASTYBASH August 23, 2011

topicate 

to over-talk or contine to talk about the safe topic alot in a small time of space
The news continues to topicate about OJ Simpson and the real killer. I wanted to hear something different this week.
topicate by MIDEVILPRO February 1, 2013

topix wuss 

Internet trolls who browse Topix discussion board and use the "Judge It" icons instead of replying to the thread with their actual opinion.
Blogger 1: Hey, did you see that topix wuss who gave everyone a disagree on the Bush topic yesterday but never actually replied to any of the comments directly?

Blogger 2: Yeah. Topix should really get rid of those stupid icons and force people to grow a pair and explain why they disagree or dislike a blogger.

Blogger 1: Yeah, and they should make registration required too, that would stop a lot of this bullshit from happening in the first place!

Blogger 2: No doubt!
topix wuss by RM in AZ February 20, 2009
1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair
Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills
topiary by crayfish29 October 22, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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