topiaristic 

Adj. 1. To embody the quality of topiary

2. To behave as a topiarist

1. The bulbous, defined shape of your hair is topiaristic.
2. When the stylist cut my hair, they painstakingly detailed it in a topiaristic manner.

topiaristic by riverharkness10 March 6, 2023

topiarist 

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

topiarist by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011