topherface 

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

topherface by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

Tokerface 

The attitude you have when you try to act straight in front of your parents when you are high as shit.

I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.

Tokerface by Benf1026 February 19, 2011

Tokerface 

when you are trying to make someone think you are not high by trying to act cool

Naw man hes got the best tokerface.

Tokerface by RLC5493 February 24, 2011

gopherface 

Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.

When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.

gopherface by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

Toserface 

An epically amazing person.

Brittany: Zane you are such a toserface!

Toserface by xoxoshatyxoxo March 28, 2010