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topnotchidiots 

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.
Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

Miss TopNotch 

A Female, Native American decent from Fort McDowell AZ. That's as real as they come. with deep love and respect for her community as well as underground hip hop. Classy and not high maintenace only when she has to be. slayin lame chicks a fakes. more less female pooty tang.
She's Miss TopNotch

topsnatcher 

a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.
Tasha was a fine botanist, but also a real topsnatcher
topsnatcher by fup duck July 1, 2011

OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot 

Look above we belong high up top, Tryna bring us down but we got too hot, All around not optional we be unstoppable yeah. Coming through like a wrecking ball
Keep it wild like an animal. Yeah, bring that freak to the party,
Adrenaline through your body, To wake you up when we go into full flow. Know we gonna be unstoppable (Hey). Bulganeungeun eopseo gajyeoga
All, this, swagger. All of your minds we gon' shatter. All or nothing, naega mandeun beobin geol. Ain't no stopping, just turn up the heat yeah! Into the fire, do or its die, you know that we run it,
There ain't no turning us down, You know we taking the crown. We go 100! We go 100! We go, we go, we go, we go We go 100! Can't slow down, can't slow down, We go 100! We going all out We go, we go, we go, we go
"OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot!" mark exclaimed when he won the lottery

topnotcher 

One who gains sexual stimulation from watching a woman swallow his tie whilst still around his neck.
"My boss is a wierdo, probably a topnotcher too"
topnotcher by Oligarden December 2, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026