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topnotchidiots 

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.
Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

Miss TopNotch 

A Female, Native American decent from Fort McDowell AZ. That's as real as they come. with deep love and respect for her community as well as underground hip hop. Classy and not high maintenace only when she has to be. slayin lame chicks a fakes. more less female pooty tang.
She's Miss TopNotch

topsnatcher 

a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.
Tasha was a fine botanist, but also a real topsnatcher
topsnatcher by fup duck July 1, 2011

OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot 

Look above we belong high up top, Tryna bring us down but we got too hot, All around not optional we be unstoppable yeah. Coming through like a wrecking ball
Keep it wild like an animal. Yeah, bring that freak to the party,
Adrenaline through your body, To wake you up when we go into full flow. Know we gonna be unstoppable (Hey). Bulganeungeun eopseo gajyeoga
All, this, swagger. All of your minds we gon' shatter. All or nothing, naega mandeun beobin geol. Ain't no stopping, just turn up the heat yeah! Into the fire, do or its die, you know that we run it,
There ain't no turning us down, You know we taking the crown. We go 100! We go 100! We go, we go, we go, we go We go 100! Can't slow down, can't slow down, We go 100! We going all out We go, we go, we go, we go
"OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot!" mark exclaimed when he won the lottery
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026