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Some dumbass bitch who likes to look at trees for a living.
That botanist looks at too many trees.

filthy botanist 

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.
Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.
filthy botanist by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017

Urban Botanist 

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.
"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."
Urban Botanist by Troy M. December 18, 2005

boganista 

Glamourous bogan. Slightly more upmarket version of a bogan who tries a little bit too hard to deny the inner bogan. Makes your average bogan look good by trying to cover their bogan tendencies with a little bit of glamour.
Wears a flannel shirt, tight black jeans but adds funky pair of shoes and has manicured nails. Male boganista often sports a fauxhawk but still has all the other tell tale signs of a bogan.
boganista by lise-lou July 16, 2009

Boganistic

the description of a word or action, done by a person of bogan character,

boganistic is a bogan characteristic
saying Torlet instead of toilet is boganistic, as is pronouncing th as an F eg, Fursday instead of Thurday
Boganistic by Allymhf June 8, 2010

Bojanisti 

Bojanisti is a religious cult invented for worship of their leader Bojana Jovanovic.
It is a group with a sacred idelology, with members living under the direction of their charismatic but unpredictable leader Bojana.
No member of Bojanisti cult can leave it or Bojana will kill them.
their moto is Woody Allen's best quote:
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."
Bojanisti by Boojana December 28, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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