top man

british; for being the the best.

theirry Henry is a top man at soccer

by Beach Flexton February 23, 2008

Top man in me field

The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.

Paul: Mate that was well good

Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!

by pdub1234 September 17, 2010

The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011