toothpasted
toothpasted by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014
Words you can keep
Squeezing toothpaste
When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
Human tube of toothpaste
When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022
colgate toothpaste with tartar control
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!
~Tourette's Guy
~Tourette's Guy
colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014
Old Garden Toothpaste
Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019
Toothpaste Mutiny
What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.
Toothpaste Mutiny by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013
Toothpaste Fracking
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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