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toot and boot 

a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
toot and boot by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013

toot n boot 

To fart and then leave the premises.
I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.
toot n boot by toot n booter February 16, 2015

Toot It & Boot It

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

Toot-and-boot 

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Toot-and-boot by bellawella99 August 30, 2014

toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
toot it & boot it by 626er August 31, 2010

toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina
i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny
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