When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.
Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009
by dabox_124 July 2, 2010
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
by sexnstufflikethat November 26, 2013
To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
by TurboDream17 November 6, 2010
When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
by bellawella99 August 30, 2014
When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
by 626er August 31, 2010
finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina
by stone head 420 February 21, 2011