Tooloom

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Tooloodle

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate

Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate

by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022

Toowoomba

God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.

Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?

by Toowoomban-ite May 18, 2009

Tooloo

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

by Dilldy September 14, 2018

tootoomtweng

Trini slang.

A tootoomweng is an idiot, a backside, a loser.

Aye gyul, u is a real tootoomtweng eh! Oh gosh yuh disgusting.

by mikoism October 11, 2006

Toowoomba

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!

"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"

by Greenstreet4444 September 21, 2006

Tooldom

The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.

Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."

by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012