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The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.
Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
Tooldom by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."
Tooloom by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Tooldouche

The adjective for someone who is both a Tool and a Douche.

Pronounced:"TewlDoosh"
Person 1: Dude that guy who is wearing a sweater vest just pushed that homeless guy into the trash!
Person 2: Wow, What a Tooldouche
Tooldouche by alund93 March 31, 2010

toolsome 

Someone who is, dresses or acts like a tool.
My brother is so Toolsome! Those rings, that gay trucker vest and the Bluetooth headset that seems to be glued to his ears!
toolsome by Jendelion August 11, 2025
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