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dooligans 

There are three dooligans of shit in the toilet.
dooligans by Koos Koos January 10, 2007
Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
Toogans by MurphyB July 6, 2008

Iain and the Hooligans 

A term for a group of sweaty guys who frequently visit each other and hangout, They may or may not be gay.
Guy 1 "you see them? I'm sure there a bunch of Iain and the Hooligans."

Guy 2 "the fuck does that mean"
troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".
the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan
tooligan by sandspit October 18, 2007
A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.
When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.
toolgasm by Allen November 4, 2003
One of the greatest feelings a human being can experience. A toolgasm is caused when someone or a group of people is/are listening to music created by the Los Angeles based band 'Tool'. The toolgasm usually occurs at the climax of a song. Some causes of toolgasms have been listed below. A toolgasm is extremely similar to an orgasm, but with no fluids as a result. So in a sense, it is a cleaner orgasm.
Several causes of toolgasms:

4 min. 18 sec. into the song Stinkfist:.

6 min. 35 sec. into the song Eulogy.

6 min. 12 sec. into the song Ticks and Leeches

7 min. 20 sec. into the song Lateralus
toolgasm by stooze December 21, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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