TooLax

his gallery is bigger than your penis

“Hey have you seen Lax’s(Toolax) post?”

“LMAOOO YEAH.”

by IssaMystery June 9, 2021

TULUM-TOOLATE

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

by sylar1 January 6, 2022

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

Toolage

(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.

Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.

by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

Toolage

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

Toola

The nickname of God.

Toola is the nickname of God.

by Satan May 10, 2004

too-lax

lack of being alert, a state of being un-prepared according to predetermined or trained response;
Que sera sera; A state of excessive familiarity

On January 6, 2021, The state of security around The Nation’s Capital, was too-lax.

by drteebro February 23, 2021