by IssaMystery June 9, 2021
Get the TooLax mug.Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Get the TULUM-TOOLATE mug.someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.
by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004
Get the toolass mug.(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
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"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."
by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017
Get the Toolage mug.lack of being alert, a state of being un-prepared according to predetermined or trained response;
Que sera sera; A state of excessive familiarity
Que sera sera; A state of excessive familiarity
by drteebro February 23, 2021
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