Toolan 

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.

Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?

Toolan by wiggleworms February 23, 2010

michael toolan 

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

michael toolan by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

toorang 

A word that means you have a chode with acne on it. They also tend to be egotistical .

"Look at that Toorang over there"

toorang by Ape Boi November 16, 2018

Toogans 

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.

For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."

Toogans by MurphyB July 6, 2008

Tolani 

a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.

Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani

Tolani by tikyle October 31, 2011