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Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.
Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?
by wiggleworms February 23, 2010
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michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity
Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now
by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022
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Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
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TULUM-TOOLATE

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
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toorang

A word that means you have a chode with acne on it. They also tend to be egotistical .
by Ape Boi November 16, 2018
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Toogans

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
by MurphyB July 6, 2008
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Tolani

a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani
by tikyle October 31, 2011
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