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Tony Blaire 

A complete faggot who loves old men who rule big countries.
Tony Blaire listened to the fag muncher schrubs again and now were not only in Iraq..were invading frekin Mexico...

A militry advisor says "sir, We lost 3 Brazilion soldiers in Iraq today" to Tony Blaire.

Tony blaire puts his face in his hands and muters "My god" over and over again.

The military adviser says "What's the mater we lose troops all the time, and you never react like this?"

And Tony blaire looks up and asks "How many is a brazilian?"
Tony Blaire by Icet0305 October 16, 2007
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Tony Blair 

Prime minister 1997-

Leader of new labour 1994-
Tony Blair by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Tony Blair 

Leader of the Labour party ( UK )
Prime Minister, first Lord of the Treasury since 1997.
First Labour politician to win three consecutive general elections. Has been critisised by some (see below) for his support of the American led war in Iraq but remains popular in the country at large.(see above)

"I think Tony Blair is a cunt* and a wanker* and he fucks President Bush up the arse*"
*An example of some of the witty and incisive arguments put forward, in this dictionary, by a few of Mr. Blair's detractors
Tony Blair by acidbat October 29, 2005

TONY BLAIR 

A man once of integrity who did well in Kosovo and Sierra Leone, but blew it all on Bush. A man who transformed one of the world's most significant countries into a shadow of its former self. A man who betrayed the citizens of Iraq, the British army, the British people. A man who tried to be world policeman and failed miserably. A man who has made the British public subject to humiliation and hatred from overseas for his appalling and dismal actions. A man who ruined the lives of the people above by introducing political correctness, poor NHS, poor schools, more asylum seekers, practically goaded the underground bombers into their actions. A man who nearly lost all his hair over Iraq.
Tony Blair tried to play the saint in politics. He failed.
TONY BLAIR by Osamasbitch January 21, 2008

Tony Blair 

Current Labour MP and Prime Minister of the UK. Subject of alot of diatribe from the nation despite ironically being voted to power by the very same people.
"I voted for Tony Blair"
Tony Blair by rogue March 21, 2003

tony blair 

A man that sacrificed his political career supporting George W Bush on some misguided messianic mission.

He is not perfect but has done many good things for Britian but many people have forgotten what it was like before with Major and Thatcher - an incompetant wanker preceeded by one of the most evil women to have ever lived.

Criticised mainly by Daily Mail readers and people without the intelligence to dispassionately look at his acheivements despite the obvious and disappointing failures.

I am saddened that a man that held such promise for the British people after the dark Tory years has lied to us and broken our hearts.

Perhaps he is the perfect example of how misguided faith can destroy a man.
A: "Tony Blair is a bastard."
B: "Daily mail running another scare story today then?"
tony blair by lukaz January 14, 2007

Tony Blair 

A Prime Minister who was stupid enough to risk his political career by siding with GWB.
He used his office to make sure Great Britain is now just Britain, where a greater would have sided with the facts known (rather than imagined hysteria) at the time. Unfortunately, the Tory Party backed him to the hilt, and understandably, his popularity dropped (thanks to some intelligent Brits - the majority of the population there!) Probably man of integrity, yet a weak man. Npt so nusual in a world of politics.


Don't be a Tony Blair!
GWB to Rumsfeldt
Tony Blair by LongLiveGB November 2, 2003
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