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Tonight's Like

When you write " what's good for tonight " on Facebook and everybody starts liking it but nobody comments and writes what's happening.
I wonder what's going on tonight, but I don't want to ask through Facebook cause I know I'll just get a bunch of Tonight's Like's.
Tonight's Like by Gimaf July 8, 2012

tonight's session 

sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
tonight's session by Terc November 30, 2011

Tonight's Da Night 

When you and ur friend hang out somewhere to find girls and you in your best clothes, feelin' extremely confident, looking fresh..
Patrick: Yo' wanna go to the mall

Wayne: Yea cuz tonight's da night

Patrick: Yea i feel u brotha
Tonight's Da Night by Crusada December 12, 2008

Tonight's the night

When you're suicidal and you want to end it all that night but you also use comedy as a coping mechanism
A: i am having a terrible day; tonight's the night
Tonight's the night by rezzeroni November 14, 2022

Tonight's the night... 

A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.
All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...
Tonight's the night... by skankfunk January 28, 2024

Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."
usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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