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Asexual reproducing demon. The reproduction rate is faster than Thano's rate of reducing population. Roaming through the cosmos, destroying anything and everything on site.
Salesman: Heying wanna buy a captured Tongwei?
Buyer: Fucking hell, I might if you pay me.
Salesman: Yes please, whatever the price, please get this fucking Tongwei out of my hands, I'm the only one left alive in my family
Words you can keep
Tongwei's drive cool blue cars and are nice people
Tongwei just pulled up, you can tell because they have a blue car.
Tongwei by JoeyC9 December 19, 2022

tongueing 

Kissing enthusiastically with tongue.
Alex: Liv, why don't you kiss that boy?
Liv: No, he looks like he likes tongueing, I hate tongueing!
Alex: But still, he looks like he'd be 10/10 for enthusiasm.
Liv: No, I'm no tonguer.
tongueing by Tonguer December 2, 2013

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman
Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

tongueinbutter 

Used to describe a girl who is so hot you just want to put your tongue in her butt.
That chick is a tongueinbutter.
tongueinbutter by Smitty Smith March 18, 2008

Tongueilingus 

n. (tung-ə-ling´gus)

An injury to one of the tongue muscles or connective fibers (spraining ones tongue) while performing cunnilingus too aggressively.
JB: Hey dude, something wrong with your throat or neck?

KC: No, I think it’s my tongue. I was with Sherry last night and we were having a great time and I over did it. I think I have tongueilingus.
Tongueilingus by Stealth13 June 5, 2010

Toxic tongueing 

When his tongue game is so good it makes you want to ruin your life, but he's so toxic you just cant... or can you?😏
Emily: jerry just hit me up again
Steph: girl you finna get a toxic tongueing

Emily: i knowww im screaming!
Toxic tongueing by Master_chf October 9, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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