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Asexual reproducing demon. The reproduction rate is faster than Thano's rate of reducing population. Roaming through the cosmos, destroying anything and everything on site.
Salesman: Heying wanna buy a captured Tongwei?
Buyer: Fucking hell, I might if you pay me.
Salesman: Yes please, whatever the price, please get this fucking Tongwei out of my hands, I'm the only one left alive in my family
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Tongwei's drive cool blue cars and are nice people
Tongwei just pulled up, you can tell because they have a blue car.
Tongwei by JoeyC9 December 19, 2022

tongueing 

Kissing enthusiastically with tongue.
Alex: Liv, why don't you kiss that boy?
Liv: No, he looks like he likes tongueing, I hate tongueing!
Alex: But still, he looks like he'd be 10/10 for enthusiasm.
Liv: No, I'm no tonguer.
tongueing by Tonguer December 2, 2013

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman
Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

tongueinbutter 

Used to describe a girl who is so hot you just want to put your tongue in her butt.
That chick is a tongueinbutter.
tongueinbutter by Smitty Smith March 18, 2008

Tongueilingus 

n. (tung-ə-ling´gus)

An injury to one of the tongue muscles or connective fibers (spraining ones tongue) while performing cunnilingus too aggressively.
JB: Hey dude, something wrong with your throat or neck?

KC: No, I think it’s my tongue. I was with Sherry last night and we were having a great time and I over did it. I think I have tongueilingus.
Tongueilingus by Stealth13 June 5, 2010

Toxic tongueing 

When his tongue game is so good it makes you want to ruin your life, but he's so toxic you just cant... or can you?😏
Emily: jerry just hit me up again
Steph: girl you finna get a toxic tongueing

Emily: i knowww im screaming!
Toxic tongueing by Master_chf October 9, 2020