Tongwei

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Asexual reproducing demon. The reproduction rate is faster than Thano's rate of reducing population. Roaming through the cosmos, destroying anything and everything on site.

Salesman: Heying wanna buy a captured Tongwei?
Buyer: Fucking hell, I might if you pay me.
Salesman: Yes please, whatever the price, please get this fucking Tongwei out of my hands, I'm the only one left alive in my family

Tongwei by Life is a Minecraft simulation September 27, 2021

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Tongwei

Tongwei's drive cool blue cars and are nice people

Tongwei just pulled up, you can tell because they have a blue car.

Tongwei by JoeyC9 December 19, 2022

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tongueing

Kissing enthusiastically with tongue.

Alex: Liv, why don't you kiss that boy?
Liv: No, he looks like he likes tongueing, I hate tongueing!
Alex: But still, he looks like he'd be 10/10 for enthusiasm.
Liv: No, I'm no tonguer.

tongueing by Tonguer December 2, 2013

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tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

tongueing the toaster by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

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tongueinbutter

Used to describe a girl who is so hot you just want to put your tongue in her butt.

That chick is a tongueinbutter.

tongueinbutter by Smitty Smith March 18, 2008

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Tongueilingus

n. (tung-ə-ling´gus)

An injury to one of the tongue muscles or connective fibers (spraining ones tongue) while performing cunnilingus too aggressively.

JB: Hey dude, something wrong with your throat or neck?

KC: No, I think it’s my tongue. I was with Sherry last night and we were having a great time and I over did it. I think I have tongueilingus.

Tongueilingus by Stealth13 June 5, 2010

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Toxic tongueing

When his tongue game is so good it makes you want to ruin your life, but he's so toxic you just cant... or can you?😏

Emily: jerry just hit me up again
Steph: girl you finna get a toxic tongueing

Emily: i knowww im screaming!

Toxic tongueing by Master_chf October 9, 2020

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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